Anyways, I texted someone about how I really didn't want to write my essay and he sent me the most wonderful response there ever was (I think. But I might just be tired and therefore everything in the world is hilarious). . . Anyways.
I was staring at the screen of my computer trying to think of a brilliant thesis when my phone buzzed. I then read the following words:
"Yes you do. If some guy came up to you and was like, "Hey, I want to write your paper," you would be like, "NO!" and then you would shove him in the face. So, yea. . ."
As I was still trying to recover from that text I received another one, marginally less humorous:
"(Wow. . . I'm not quite sure where that came from)"
I'm not sure either, D. I'm not sure either. But sounds like a magical place full of laughter and integrity (and maybe some mild violence but we won't dwell on that aspect tonight).
I think the best part of that whole text is that he predicted my reaction pretty well. 'Cept I would shove this guy in his shoulder or arm. I'm pretty sure his face would be too far away as I'm sitting down at a computer (also, pushing on someone's face is mean. We all learned that in Kindergarten.).
I guess I'd better get writing. I certainly don't want to be obligated to face-shoving. Here we go.
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